Banana Bread

I am glad people like it.
I am glad it makes you all so happy.
I am glad that it is so delicious.
I am glad to let you all have as much as you want, because I will not have to eat it.
I am glad to announce that if I were ever stuck on a desert island, the last thing I would consume to maintain this mortal coil would be banana bread. I would choose to be castrated by a shark and killed by pirates before eating any of that sticky-skinned loaf of sweet slime.

Enjoy your snack.