Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Last Post...


...of the year. #50 here at the new R&R


And what a year it has been.

I have learned so much about the people around me. While I don't think I've figured out life's mysteries, I certainly feel more enlightened and informed by the chance to live such an eventful life.

Thanks to everyone who helped me through some rough and tumble times. And thanks to those who trusted me with your deepest, darkest secrets.

See you all on the other side...

Friday, December 25, 2009

Decade Drama

Dear everyone who is celebrating the end of the decade:
That's next year.
Due to the fact that there wasn't actually a year Zero, the tenth year was... wait for it..... 10.
So the beloved 200x decade ends at the end of the 2010 calendar year.
So all of these Rolling Stone 'Best of the Decade' lists are a bit premature.

Then again, RS has been known to have a bit of a hair-trigger. Lightweights.

However, centuries and millennia are appropriately celebrated as the counter rolls over another digit.
Y2k was a good one, I spent that night sitting on the steps of Grace Cathedral in San Francisco.

(I wanted to be close to a church- just in case.) Nothing happened other than a sweet fireworks show at the Embarcadero.
10 before that, I was on a dark cold street in the south end of Utah County, burning illegal incendiary devices and demolishing garbage cans. I didn't know it at the time, but my life as I had known it- for the entire 4 years of my post-adolescent life- was in the process of changing. Quickly and permanently. Friends and family were shifting, changing. Priorities and focus were being modified, the 90s were here, and the strangest, most difficult times of my life were close at hand.

Just reflecting: None of my grandparents lived through a century or millennial passing, but I've lived through both.
Yet another thing I don't have in common with them.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Aspirations 2009

When I grow up, I want to be a big fat lazy piece of shit douchebag that blames everyone else for my problems and can't take any responsibility for anything I do.
I will call in to work sick as often as possible. I will use the slightest discomfort to drive me into bed, for days at a time, while I chow down on pain pills and make everyone get me stuff.
My world will be about me, and everyone else is in it to serve my own personal drama.

The End.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Missed Opportunities

I love live music. Almost every kind of live music. except Country.

And Charlotte Church and Celine Dion, but that's all a different story.

This year I've been soooo close to seeing a bunch of great bands, but have missed the chance by a few inches or hours.

I had the chance this summer to see, over a 3 day period:
Tool
The Killers
Lou Reed
Snoop Dogg
Andrew Bird
TV on the Radio
Of Montreal
Silversun Pickups
Airborne Toxic Event
Kaiser Chiefs
Gomez
Neko Case
among almost a billion others

Missed them all. Darn work. And $400 plane ticket change fees. And $350 hotel rooms.

But I did see Depeche Mode, Fleet Foxes and Band of Horses.