Sunday, June 12, 2011

Battle of the Sexes

So I've noticed something lately, and it makes me wonder:
Why when I hike do I end up all funky and musky smelling, but ladies seem to maintain their sweet delicate smell?
It's pretty much universal- when I pass a lady on the trail, she smells as sweet as the air inside a candy shop. But as soon as that smell dilutes, it's back to me marinating in my own sweaty nastiness.

It isn't fair! *begin tantrum*

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